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A Girl Can Change Your Goal

NARI NE AANK MAAARI BADAL GAYI ZINDAGI HAMARI

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

**IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... **

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it
in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of
it. *

*My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
close.*



*My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather. *

*My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.*

*It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently. *


*But here's the worst of it -- *

*Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter ..either my radiator leaks or

my exhaust backfires!*

 

[FAO] *****M@!D*****

 THE MAID

 A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
 The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now
 Maria, why do you want a
 pay increase?'
 
 Maria: 'Well Seora, there are three reasons why I
 Want an increase.
 
 The first is that I iron better than you.'
 
 Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
 Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
 
 Wife: 'Oh.'
 
 Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook
 Than you.'
 Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
 me?'
 Maria: 'Your husband did.'
 
 Wife: 'Oh.'
 
 Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover
 than you.'
 Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as
 well?'
 
 Maria: 'No Seora, the gardener did.'
 
 SHE GOT THE RAISE !

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[FAO] Weekend Fun !!!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "  Goa University "
And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The wife replies, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping

for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!

And send this to five bright men who have enough sense

of humour to take it! 

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[FAO] Santa Banta : Strikes Again

SANTA BANTA

   Funda Beggars can be choosers...
Beautiful Red Underwear
Santa caught unzipping!
Gay or Not

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