IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

**IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... **

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it
in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of
it. *

*My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
close.*



*My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather. *

*My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.*

*It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently. *


*But here's the worst of it -- *

*Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter ..either my radiator leaks or

my exhaust backfires!*