Intresting comments of life................

True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

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Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand ................ it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart.............. I got a HEART ATTACK

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LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... 
continues with smoke......
and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers

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ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison

u r the best

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Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot


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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. 
change it to exclamatory sentence .

Student : WOW !


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The human brain is a most outstanding thing....... 
it functions 24hrs 365 days..... 
it functions right from the time you are Born....

until you fall in love


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SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in your personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards


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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

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