Rakhi Messages For Brother and Sister

To Dear brother ......from sisterr

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"Dear brother I am lucky to have you but

You are even luckier you have got me".

You must have a sister as she is the best companion for fun
And you can always blame her for the mischief you have done.


Mere bhai ka aur mera rishta... 
Kabhi khattaa kabhi meethaa... 
Kabhi hasna kabhi rona...
Kabhi roothna kabhi manana... 
Kabhi pyar kabhi gussa...
Kabhi dosti kabhi jhagda...
Koi kare bhi to kare kya...
Ye rishta hai hi Anokhaa...


To Dear Sister..........From Brother
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Dear sister I just wanted you to know that it means a lot to have a wonderful sister like you. Thanks for the treasure of all the sweet memories that you have given me. 

Having a sister is same as having a lifelong friend.

Neither can I tell nor can you imagine what you are for me. 
But I can tell you when I need a pillar of strength, 
It's you... It's you...It's you...

I really cherish the life we have lived together. You have taught me the meaning and pleasure of sharing. In childhood I used to eat even your chocolates but you always shared your things with me. Now I realize I have been a bad brother. But I know that you love chocolates so this time only chocolates as your Rakhi gift. 

"Phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai...
Ek hazaron me meri behna hai..."
When even Fools have such good sisters
Why don't I......
(Please don't mind) 

What is the Day without SUN, What is the Night without Moon , What is the Life without Struggle, What is the Death with Fear, What is the Festivals without Relatives ,, What is the Fun without Friends. But Do u know what do I think every single moment... What will all these be without MY Sister....... Happy Raksha Bandhan

key words : rakhi SMS , Rakshabandhan SMS, rakhi messages , messages for brother , messages for sister , Hindi rakhi SMS , English Rakhi SMS 

Rakhi/Rakshabandhan SMS

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You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relationship with you...
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Hamesha mere Bhai banke rahna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Send this SMS right now to your all friends :P

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai,

Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad RAKSHA BANDHAN ka tyohar hai!
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Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat
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f I can choose my brother in next life,
it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
R U Listening Bhaiya???
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

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I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

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Scroll dwn
if u Hate me
i dont beliv
u're scrollin
I Hate u 2
Hate u
hate u
STILL
SCROLLING?
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But after
our fights
I LOVE U
HAPPY
RAKSHA
BANDHAN
BHAIYA!!!
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Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
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The warmth of Ur love is
all I need during cold times.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.
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Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!
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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother!
Just kidding as always.

Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.
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You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
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Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!!

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My Dear Brother is one
of the most precious
gift sent by God.

Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.

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You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relationship with you...
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

key words : rakhi SMS , Rakshabandhan SMS, rakhi messages , messages for brother , messages for sister , Hindi rakhi SMS , English Rakhi SMS

July Desktop

World Cup Football PJ ;)

Argentina ka MESSI
Brazil ka KAKA


Wah Wah !!


Argentina ka MESSI
Brazil ka KAKA


Dono Team Ho Gai Bahar
Ab Karo Waka Waka :))


And here is da thought for the day....

Its not important to go to
heaven after we leave the world.....
But its important to create
heaven before we leave the world.

Time For Gujju Smile

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?

A: Knee-less (Nilesh)

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Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,

Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..

Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

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Jivan maa JAS nathi,

Prem maa RAS nathi;

Dhandha maa KAS nathi,

Javu chhe swarg maa,

pan eni koi BUS nathi.

 

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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,

tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.

Hu vicharu chhu betho betho

ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?

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Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,

kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!

Premika: DHOKLA

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Gujarati Dictionary:

Sano........ ...Snow

Egg-joss.... ...Exhaust

Fota........ ...Photos

Lipistik.... ......Lipstick

Phast....... ...Fast

Phlowur..... ...Flower

Gilas....... ...Glass

Palty/Partee. ......... Party

Gorment..... ....Goverment

Peeja....... ...Pizza

Panj........ ..Sponge

Die Vos......... ...Divorce

New Brand......Brand New

Istill...... ...Steel

Jee TV.........Zee TV

Yuniversity. ...University

Istawbury... ......Strawberry

Isscooter... ...Scooter

Dismiss..... ...Screwdriver

Kale........ ...Tommorrow/ Yesterday

Vija........ ....Visa

Intresting comments of life................

True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

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Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand ................ it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart.............. I got a HEART ATTACK

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LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... 
continues with smoke......
and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers

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ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison

u r the best

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Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot


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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. 
change it to exclamatory sentence .

Student : WOW !


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The human brain is a most outstanding thing....... 
it functions 24hrs 365 days..... 
it functions right from the time you are Born....

until you fall in love


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SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in your personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards


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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

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True Love Shayari

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main,
Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai dekhne aur dikhane main,
jee main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon, Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main.



Pucha Kisi Ne Haal Bari Muddaton K Bad,
Aaya Mera Khyal Bari Mudaton K Bad,
Karti To Hai Wo Yaad Mujhy Chahat Se Magr, Hota Hai Ye Kamal Bari Muddaton K Bad.



Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai
Bahut gehre samndar ka kinara kon banta hai
Chalo Hm dekhte hai ab khud ko barbad kar ke bhi
Hamari brbadiyon me bhi hamara kon banta hai



Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko Azmati Hai
Kisi Se Rooth Jati Hai Or Kisi pe Muskurati Hai
Mohabbat Khel Hi Aisa Hai,
Kisika Kuch N Jata
 Or Kisi ki Jaan Chali Jati Hai !!

  

Aadat Hai Teri Yaad Ane Ki.
En Aankho ko Teri Ek Zalak Pane Ki,
Hamari To Tamanna Hai Apko Pane Ki
Par
Shayad Aapki Aadat Hai Hame Tadpane Ki !!
 


Teri Yaado Me Jiyenge Marenge
tujhe Apni Palkon Me Chuppa Lenge
Uss Chand Se Hume Kya Lena Hum to Is
Dharti Ke Chand Ko Seene Se Laga Lenge !!

  

Kya Hai Dil Ki Haalat Bataana Nahi Aata,
Kisi Ko Aise Tadpana Nahi Aata,
Sunna Chahte Hai ek Baar Fir Aawaz Uski,
Magar Baat Karne Ka Bahaana Bhi Nahi Aata !!

 

Zara Si Roshni Mujh Ko Achhi Lagi,
Mujhe Aap ke Ek Lamhe Ki Hansi Achi Lagi,
Aap Se Baat Ki Jo Ek Roz,
Us Hi Din Se Mujhe Aapni Zindagi Achhi Lagi !!

 
Dil-E-Aarzoo Ne Dewana Bana Diya
roye The Na Kabhi
Par Tune Rula Diya
tujhe
Meri Yaad Na Aayi Bhule Se Kabhi
Hamne Teri Yaad Me Zamana Bhula Diya !!

 
 
Gham
Me Hasane Walo Ko Kabhi Rulaya Nahi Jata,
Lehro
Se Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata,
Hone
Wale Ho Jate Hain Khud Hi Dil Se Aapne,
Kisi Ko Kehkar Apna Banaya Nahi Jata !!

 

Kanch
Ko Chahat Thi Pather Pane Ki,
Ek
Pal Mein Tut Ke Bikhar Jane Ki,
Chahat
Bas Itni Thi Us Diwane Ki,
Apne
Hazar Tukdo Mein Uski Hazar Tasvirein Sajane Ki !!


Nazaro
Ki Aas Kuch Aur Hoti Hai
Kasmo
Me Baat Kuch Aur Hoti Hai
kaun
Chahta Hai Kuch Kahe na Bin Kahe
Samajh Jane Ki Baat Kuch Aur Hoti Hai !!

  

Zindgi
Ka Har Khwab Haqiquat Ban Jaye
Khushi
Ke Chirago Se Zindgi Roshan Ho Jaye
Mahak
Jaye Zindgi Aapki Ki Gulab Ki
Khushboo
Bhi Aapke Samne Kam Ho Jaye !! 



Mujhse
Apna Pyar Kabhi Wapas Mat Lena
Mujhse
Ye Iqrar Kabhi Wapas Mat Lena
Kehte
Rehna Har Pal Main Tumhari Hu
Mujh Sai Ye Izhar Kabhi Wapas Mat Lena !!

Sunday Shayari ; Just For Fun

1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"



2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...


3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

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Cameraman Praful ke saath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK..


4.. Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING


He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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5. woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi
usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi
usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun



6.mehengai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehengai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...


7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...


8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...


9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."


10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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"itni shakti hame dena daata "

11.Mahfil mai sabki nazrein Pappu pe thi
Mahfil mai sabki nazrein Pappu pe thi


Aur Pappu ki khushi ka thikana na tha
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Jo nazrein jhukaker Pappu ne dekha
Jo nazrein jhukaker Pappu ne dekha

Tou Pappu ke pairon mai PAZAMA na tha
Wah Wah !!

[FAO] Sweet Good Night Wishes

Ordinary Nights Become Special
When An Ordinary Person
Like Me Takes Time
To Greet Someone
Special Like You!
*Good Night*



I Am Sending You
A Pilow Of Happy Thoughts
2 Create Wonderful Dreams,
A Blanket Of Care
2 Keep U Blessed In Life
N A Prayer 2 Protect U Always…
Good Night :)



Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Someone bed time isnt far.
Grab ur pillow n snuggle up tight
cz
Im wishing you a Gr8 n Wonderful Night.



Sleeping Is Not Taking Rest For Todays Hardwork..
It Means Gaining Energy For Tomorrow..
So Sleep Well..
Good Night..!



AGAR MANZIL PANI HAI TO HOSLA SAATH RAKHNA,
AGAR PYAR PANA HAI TO AITBAAR SATH RAKHNA,
AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI
TOU SONE SE PEHLE,HUMARI MAIL PADNA
GOOD NIGHT:)



Phoolon ki wadi me Chaand ki chandni me
Raat k saye me Aap is tarha soye'n ki
Aapki aankhon me Jo b khwab aaye
Apki aankh khulnay Sey pehley
Wo tabeer ho jaye
Gud night



Morning makes tension,
Afternoon makes tired,
Evening makes us engage,
But only night makes us rest.
so close ur eyes, enjoy ur dreams.
Good night



"Every new idea is a joke. Until, one man achieves it."
Gud Nìght with Swt drmz... Take Çàre...

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[FAO] Jeevan Mai Kamyaab Hone Ke Liye

 Jeevan Mai Kamyaab Hone Ke Liye 

Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!!
1) Dimag me Ice factory.
2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
3) Dil me Love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory. .

Ek din Sagar ne Nadi se pucha:
Kab tak milati rahogi mujhe mithe pani se ???
Nadi ne haskar kaha :
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak !!!
Thats "RELATIONSHIP" .

1 tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.
But 1 matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.
Similarly 1 negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of dreams....
Be Positive Always !!!

Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao,
Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao...
Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao
Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka, Bas Jite chale jao

Wah Prabhu kya teri leela hai :
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.

And finally, with thanks to all my email /message sending friends

Ek Dost ne Mujh se pucha,
Tum sabko email / message bhejhti ho - tumhe kya milta hai ?
Maine hass kar kaha, Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,
Jo dekar kuch na mange, Wo hi to PYAR hai. 

[FAO] Have a funfilled Holi Dost!!!

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy Holi …..

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Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid
khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …
So wish you a happy holi!

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Bhagwaan kare aaj aapko jo bhi mile voh….

voh……

voh…

Voh aapko

hara, neela , peeela, laal gulaal lagaye

aur aapko nahane mai 2 ghante lage:P

Have a funfilled Holi Dost!!!

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Dil Sapno se HOUSEFUL hai,
Poore honge wo doubtful hai,
Is Duniya me har Chiz Wonderful hai,
Par Zindagi aap jaise logo se HI COLOURFUL hai…
Happy Holi

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Have u done 2 most important things 2day in morning ?

1) PRAY: so u may live & ;
2)TAKE A BATH:so others may live, Bura na mano HOLI hai…..

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Holi Hai!
But you know what …
With you in my life each day has become
as masti bhari, khusiyan bhari as Holi!
Thank you, Dear!

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If you fear playing holi with others
What do you do?
Fill a bucket with water and colours
and take a holi dip.

Wishing A Fantabulous Holi For you!!!

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English holi SMS, Funny holi SMS,Holi wishes , holi quotes,
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[FAO] Valentine’s Day SMS:Hindi.

Valentines Day SMS:Hindi.


Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the
Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the,
fir yunhi miltay chale gaye,
ham to aapko dost bananewale the
magar aap to hamare dil ki dhadkan banthe chale gaye.
Happy Valentines Day jaan.

Love kaho to do lafz, mano to bandagi
Love kaho to do lafz, mano to bandagi,
socho to gehra sager,dubo to zindagi,
karo to asan, nibhao to mushkil,
bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.

Kitna bhi chaho na bhul paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhul paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhul paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
HapPy VaLentine Day Jaan..!!!

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa
Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkaar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai..
aaj iqraar ker hi do..dear..
Happy Valentines day..

Jara Socho…
14 Feb Valentine Day Ko Loog Aisa Kya Karty Hain
Ki
Theek Nine(9) Month Baad 14 Nov Ko Children Day Manana Parta Hai??


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[FAO] Valentine's Day SMS.- English

Valentines Day SMS.

If You r asking If You r asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If You r askin if Ill Leave U the answer is Never..
If You r askin What I valuethe Answer is U..
if You r askin if I love U the answer is I do.
Walk Into My Life Swetheart!!

How much I love you There is a lot of birds whispering only about you,
you should once listen to them,
and then you would know
how much I love you.

Smiles can be given to any one Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles…
For smiles can be given to any one…
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentines Day !

LOVING you is what i plan to do DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * Smile*
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever.
Happy Valentines Day.

Every time i miss you, a star falls. Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!

Here is my heart, it is yours Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

If i capture ur heart If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ?

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