Time For Gujju Smile

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?

A: Knee-less (Nilesh)

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Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,

Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..

Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

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Jivan maa JAS nathi,

Prem maa RAS nathi;

Dhandha maa KAS nathi,

Javu chhe swarg maa,

pan eni koi BUS nathi.

 

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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,

tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.

Hu vicharu chhu betho betho

ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?

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Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,

kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!

Premika: DHOKLA

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Gujarati Dictionary:

Sano........ ...Snow

Egg-joss.... ...Exhaust

Fota........ ...Photos

Lipistik.... ......Lipstick

Phast....... ...Fast

Phlowur..... ...Flower

Gilas....... ...Glass

Palty/Partee. ......... Party

Gorment..... ....Goverment

Peeja....... ...Pizza

Panj........ ..Sponge

Die Vos......... ...Divorce

New Brand......Brand New

Istill...... ...Steel

Jee TV.........Zee TV

Yuniversity. ...University

Istawbury... ......Strawberry

Isscooter... ...Scooter

Dismiss..... ...Screwdriver

Kale........ ...Tommorrow/ Yesterday

Vija........ ....Visa