Wednesday, December 31, 2008

[FAO] Funny New Year Messages : Forward it to your friends :)


New rules of life for 2009

New rules of life for 2009
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
2009 is at the door

2009 is at the door…
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
never regret anything that made you smile.
Roz roz ka drama nahi

2009 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine's day
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children's day
Happy b'day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings'
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
Naya saal mubarak

Naya Saal Mubarak

Kia Bharosa
Mobile Ka
Battery ka
Charger Ka
Network Ka
Balance Ka
Life ka
Time Ka

Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
"Naya Saal Mubarak"
Advance happy new year



1 advance
ki taraf
se aap ko

belated "happy new year" hahaha
Apne 2007 k gunah dhonay k liye 99
bar is mantar ka wird karain
"East or west, Saqib is the best"
Ab edit ker k is msg mein
apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p
New Year Fun SMS
New Year's Day:
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.
 Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift,
 your abs and your stocks not fall;
 and may your blood pressure,
your triglycerides, your cholesterol,
your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
 your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist,
your urologist, your proctologist,
your podiatrist, your psychiatrist and your plumber.

May what you see in the mirror delight you,
and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults,
be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table,
together with your beloved family and cherished friends.
 May you find the food better, the environment quieter,
the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling
than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until
 you finish dinner,
may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program
 you have been watching, and may your check book
and your budget balance - and include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least
once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent,
 your siblings; but not to your secretary,
your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser
 or your tennis instructor.
Join me @ forangelsonly

Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.

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