Friday, May 29, 2009

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Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.


Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain�.


Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.


Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.


One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.


Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?

He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.�


Santa : People consider me as a “GOD�.


Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again�.


Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?�


Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again�. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again�.

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