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It's often difficult to gauge how crazy your girlfriend is, especially in the
beginning of a relationship. The truth is, all chicks are nuts but here
five ways to know if she's average crazy or if you should sleep with
one eye open and hide all the sharp objects in the house.
Face it. You're dating the crazy cat lady. You know why all crazy cat ladies
wind up living alone by the end of their lives? All of their ex-boyfriends
are buried in the backyard.
If your girlfriend is too clingy and texts and calls you non-stop, stalks you on
Facebook, and e-mails you creepy love messages, it's time to move to Montana.
This is the girl that burns an effigy on your lawn if she finds out you lied to
her about what you had for breakfast.
Any girl who does this before you're married, or even after, is silently calculating
the jail time she will have to do after running you down with a Jetta, if you leave
her for someone else.
If she's ready to throw down with any woman you talk to, even the girl behind the counter
at Starbucks, start working on that restraining order now.
If she quotes John 3:16 when you ask her about her day, prepare for a lifetime of watching
Mel Gibson films, protesting outside of free clinics, and attending Sarah Palin fundraisers.