[FAO] Kanjoos Makkhi Choos

!!..Are You Going to Finish Strong?..!! !!..Some Reasons Why People Cheat..!! !!..Creative Flower Art : Wallpaper..!! !!..Funny: Bush Video Cartoon..!! Kanjoos Makkhi Choos Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de A Kanjoos on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Kanjoos:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay 1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died". Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... . Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale . Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha, Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy? Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha. EIK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Kanjoos: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda Daily Humor : Cartoon Of The Day !!!...EGO KILLS U :Inspirational Story...!!! Miley Jab Hum Tum: Gunjan Talent Parade Song* Exclusive Thanks For Being There* * Exclusive

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